zeldathemes
Who needs friends
i have telivision

They call me Halle.

I'm in love with places I've never been and fictional characters I've never met. xx

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seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

trust:

when people have really nice clear faces i want punch myself